Britain Takes Care of Assange

Since he came to notoriety as Wikileaks’ founding editor in 2006, Julian Assange has been a controversial figure. Yet certain misconceptions about his plight should now be dispensed with, for timely assurance that nothing is untoward about relevant conduct of the UK.

His legal situation is perfectly simple. He was refused bail early last year in connection with a US effort to extradite him. Its bid was denied on humanitarian grounds just prior to that, but a successful appeal to the High Court removed that concern by way of new assurances that he would not be subject to anything likely to drive him to suicide unless particular unforeseen circumstances apply.

His team may seek to contest other arguments for extradition, yet for now the courts pose no contraindication. The decision to proceed or block the US request lies with home secretary, Priti Patel, who might be wise to approve it before mainstream journalists discover the role of courts in extradition is effectively only opinion on what are usually technicalities.

Then again, it may be worth allowing the public more time to forget deprivation of a honeymoon for Stella Assange after of the couple’s recent prison marriage.

Notional Hardship

In fact the treatment is mostly standard. There have been irregularities like confiscating legal documents, leaving his winter clothes unreturned for the season and consistently bringing him to court after the judge let proceedings develop. Yet all this accords with methods pioneered by the US. Indeed Her Majesty’s Prison Belmarsh where he waits on fortune is often called Britain’s Guantanamo Bay.

Human downsides of vital security measures can be hard to quantify and thus easily blown out of proportion. So to curtail a moral panic about Assange, the principal history is clarified in what follows.

Fitting Punishment

Though late by several months, the official reply vindicated patience as a concise and comprehensive schooling.

Dear Mr Melzer,

The Government rejects any allegation that Julian Assange has been subjected to torture in any form as a result of actions by the UK Government. The UK Government does not participate in, solicit, encourage or condone the use of torture for any purpose. The United Kingdom does not accept that Mr Assange was ever arbitrarily detained; he was free to leave the Ecuadorean Embassy at any time.

Mr Assange has been convicted under English law of failing to surrender to custody following due legal process. Judges in the UK are completely impartial and independent from Government. They hear cases based on the evidence presented and in accordance with the law. Mr Assange was legally represented at the hearing and chose not to give or call evidence on his behalf. The detailed sentencing remarks of the District Judge were published on the judicial website and fully explain the decision process. Mr Assange did not appeal his conviction and has withdrawn his appeal against his sentence.

Yours sincerely, Julian Braithwaite

[Ambassador to the United Nations]

Though rightly addressed with ‘Mr’ in that stern reply, Dr Melzer evokes pity as a professor of law at Glasgow University and not least of all because it never dawned on him that UK judges are wholly impartial.

He also seems impervious to the concept that Britain has nothing to do with torture, while his assertion of its opposite crudely breaches decorum.

This factual and moral error was extensively fleshed out through a tissue of accusations, none of which merited any specific reply.

Yet erring on the side of candour to provide just one, by indicating that Assange could have left his sanctuary, at least accords with British renown for sportsmanly conduct.

Voluntary Inertia

This is clearly notwithstanding that travellers are detained by adverse weather, as they possess the wisdom to neither disregard their chief objectives nor leave with no viable direction. By contrast, libertines earning societal disapprobation are models of errancy and at best animals without innocence. Hence it can only fortify virtue to declare one’s lack of empathy for them.

Moreover, the UN is disanalogous to any dog handler because it has no effective power. A formidable stick or blade is essential to subdue a snarling canine, regardless of breed, disease or pack psychosis.

There are some occasions to say ‘good dog’ or ‘bad dog’, though manifestly not with the incorrect qualitative term. Indeed, censure in that instance can effect immense pain and damage. Yet despite their key responsibilities for welfare, relevantly offending institutions act as if this point were moot. Exposed through such irony are organelles of the UN, the Council of Europe, IBA, Lancet Journal, Reporters Without Borders and Amnesty International, which grievously traduce Britain over its faultless care of Assange.

Due Perspective

Yet while preference is entailed through such transparent logic, none would suppose it originates on earth when people are detained in traffic or natural events. As this implies a heavenly will, it becomes simple to account for untreatable suffering in a diplomatic mission and likewise reform that expels an asylee.

But whether or not divine, the power which finally brought Assange to British justice was by virtue of that a wholesome one. Many accordingly hope he remains isolated in maximal stress till expiring at a US facility, as an effective deterrent for publication of data from whistleblowers.

Pronouncements issued under auspices of the UN can thus be moves in semantic shell games. Yet they could never obscure the integrity of our legal apparatus. For while judicial failure may dog rogue states, it will always be clear that precisely what makes them rogue is deviation from us.


Instead, he confused certain radicals with presumed validity of his entry and remaining on sovereign premises, as a lawyer replied to the summons by indicating that assessment of any claim to asylum has priority over extradition and subsidiary matters under UK law.

After sixteen months of weighing submissions from all parties, a UN panel of esteemed jurists garnered their ignorance into a claim of arbitrary detention, rendering null and void Britain’s agreement to abide by its determination.

Apart from non-applicability of detainment, the problem with their stance is that no relevant UK action was conceivably arbitrary. As just explained, nobody could seriously imagine the charge of absconding was in any respect ill-founded.

The convicting judge was thus right to brand the offender’s silence, puzzled query and plea of not guilty “the behaviour of a narcissist.”

He also banished allusions from the defence to bias of a previous judge as nothing but smears lobbed at the press.

Profound Carelessness

Heaven knows why he didn’t plead guilty, since the lack of submissions and cancellation of appeal implied as much anyway. Nevermind that his remand would follow the term, or that prison measures force a rationing of defence resources. There is no end to such distractions advanced by fevered activists.

Excepting the original allegations, concerning details surrounding condoms which no longer need clarification to a Swedish court, that is the simple history of Assange’s incarceration. As he often expressed paranoia about quasi-legal transfer from there to the US, one can only wonder at the scope of delusions under which he imposed a decade of unhealthy limitation on himself, just to avoid a maximum of four years in the relative comforts of Sweden. He might even have been acquitted, or left uncharged with what curiously translates best with an oxymoron: ‘minor rape’. It appears the dropped allegation was only made by prosecutors and court-appointed lawyers, whose conduct drew protest from the domestic legal community in addition to this female complainant and one other who was likewise ostensibly represented, but in regard to a lesser claim around the same time.

The Big Picture

Such vigilance was naturally appropriate to ensure accountability for Wikileaks publications in 2010, which left neoconservatives incensed by exposing US military impropriety.

Though legally irrelevant thus far, it would be improper to ignore equal resentment from liberals for publishing internal documents showing corruption of Democratic primaries in 2016 and thereby effecting a Russian scheme to assault US democracy.

This plot was evident to the duly attentive from superficially hedged statements provided by resistance to President Trump in the media and intelligence community. Yet even apart from that, neglecting to withhold any factual revelation which may harm the prospects of some party to an election is obviously condemned by ethical persons if not law, excepting that it be done in an immediately equitable fashion and categorically isolated from all foreign interest.

These impacts in 2010 and 2016 were also magnified by prestigious outlets disseminating such information in the global public interest, even breaking the news through extensive partnership in the former instance.

Unappreciated Justice

Additional examples of due process extend in an unbroken chain which has hung securely for a decade on the Home Office resolve to extradite him to some ally or other. But when parsing any legality which binds the UK in this concern, those invested by the UN deem it as turning on covenants violated by his detention.

It would merely waste time to indicate cavernous gaps in the logic of this unapproachably surreal position. We have therefore only maintained that nobody is above the law and that due process has to observed. Yet this is purely ironic in their estimate and activists naturally agree. Hence it might be chanted that Britain abuses process. We could even be treated to phrases like ‘no office is above the law’ or ‘stop feeding our rights to kangaroo courts’. The upshot of all this is plainly that no limit exists on failure to be reasonable.

Baseless Indignation

In the meantime there is no doubt on how to respond to such UN-based attacks. When all else fails it is necessary and sufficient to be curt and unyielding. That being achieved, no further dialogue is warranted, apart from intermittent assurance of our sound dispositions.

Melzer or any successor could nonetheless persist with a claim that something remains to be accounted. If so, we may follow Sweden by referring them back to exhaustive satisfaction of our obligations under ratified law. That will serve in response to all potential queries and evidential claims, without straining any capacity for comprehension, since it involves nothing more abstruse or extensive than the quote above from Britain’s Ambassador to the UN.

Perhaps the Rapporteur would consider that a further abrogation or even find a clause to highlight as much. But unlike their melodramas, diplomatic and legal requirements are conditioned by proportionality. Crusaders’ fantasy of rescuing our fair quarry are only indulged by those who lead the world in condescending blather.

There is nothing newsworthy about that, and the press here and abroad know it. Ignorance encroaches from a number of outliers, yet the present exposé shines bright enough to prevail.

If some incidental conduct of Britain appears less than pristine it is nonetheless wrong to draw attention to this or otherwise interfere with things running their course. UK prestige and justice are unsurpassed. Deference to them will thus always be in order, since they can exhibit nothing to fairly critique, let alone decry or resist — should abomination of that nature continue to strike anyone as viable.

Retrospective Editorial Note

After reading the article a second time, more than a few subscribers related impressions of having been an idiot on the first occasion. Most instances of this were dispelled through correspondence, yet a few progressed in disturbing ways and some even culminated in acrimony.

One is advised to avoid overthinking and especially re-reading or lingering through hyperlinks on this occasion. Indeed it may be a sound policy to always go with first impressions rather than second guess the proficiency of labour that goes into a published work of this nature.

A significant consequence of propaganda evolving and proliferating over recent decades is that only confidence in the source being capable and acting straightforwardly with good faith can provide complete assurance that even a rigorous piece like the present one is not self-refuting in transparent ways and for that matter, comprehensively so.



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